Something rather British Come on in love, how are you? I’ll pop the kettle on shall I? Make us a brew. Don't mind the state of me, sorry about the mess. I'm so sick of this weather, no wonder we're all depressed. Can you believe it's June in a couple of weeks, it's done nothing but bloody rain. Guess who I bumped into last week, you know what's 'es name'. Do you want a biscuit? How many sugars in your tea? We'll have to arrange a night out soon, see when everybody's free. So tell me about your summer plans, are you going anywhere nice? I know I can barely afford a holiday the way everything's doubled in price. I'm just praying for good weather, instead of it being grey and glum, everything just feels better, when we get a bit of sun. You know if we could just sit in the garden, have a bbq, here have another biscuit love, would you like another brew?