No revenge, because the level of obsession you have over my life is already embarrassing enough on its own. I genuinely don't need to do anything when you're already putting in this much effort all by yourself. The way you keep track of me, my actions, and my life is honestly impressive... and slightly concerning. I barely think about you, yet somehow I seem to be a full-time topic in your daily routine. At this point, I should probably start charging rent for all the space I occupy in your mind. Because clearly, I'm living there very comfortably without even trying. And not even quietly, it seems like I have a whole dramatic storyline running there. So no, I don't need revenge when you're already this deeply invested in me. You've turned my existence into your personal hobby, and honestly, that's punishment enough.